Choose a table
Select the game and review the objective and procedure before sitting down.
Chump Ass Casino Card Room
SELECT YOUR TABLE
Six ways to play the hand.
Open a table to see its objective, procedure, opponents, then start a game or tournament.
♣Chump Ass branded tables
COMMUNITY CARDS♠
Texas Hold 'em
Two private cards, five community cards, one best five-card hand.
Open table →FAST POKER♦
3 Card Poker
Make the best three-card hand and decide whether to play or fold.
Open table →BEAT THE DEALER♥
Blackjack
Build a hand close to 21 without going over and beat the dealer.
Open table →STUD POKER♛
Follow the Queen
Play seven-card stud. An exposed Queen makes the next exposed card's rank wild.
Open table →FULL-PAY VIDEO POKER♣
Full Pay Deuces Wild
Every deuce is wild. Hold cards, draw replacements, and collect the full-pay award.
Open table →JACKS OR BETTER♠
Jacks or Better
Set a virtual wager, hold cards, draw, and receive the fixed video poker payout.
Open table →HOW THE ROOM WORKS
Three steps to the felt.
Each room opens with a consistent set of ISN table controls, then switches to the controls that fit that game.
Meet the crew
Brett Favre, Shaquille O’Neal, Robin Yount, Tiger Woods, Diego Maradona, Wayne Gretzky, Michael Jordan, Phil Jackson, and Sir Alex Ferguson headline the virtual tables. Choose other sports legends for your opponents.
Start and play
Start a game or tournament, then use the game-specific controls to deal, draw, hit, stand, fold, or reveal the table cards.
PLAYER ACCOUNT
Bring your credits to the table.
Use your casino username to carry your balance between card games and the sportsbook. New accounts start with 5,000 virtual credits.
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TABLE PREVIEW
Choose a table
Your selected game opens in an interactive card room.
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